Bartender
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![]() Bartender |
Access: Bar, Bar Backroom, Weapons Permit, Maintenance Additional Access: N/A Difficulty: Easy Supervisors: Head of Personnel, Pun-Pun Duties: Mix and serve drinks to thirsty crewmembers, complete cargo bounties, listen to sob stories and watch socially awkward nerds try to flirt. Guides: Guide to food and drinks Quote: You feel a dull pain in your abdomen. |
Serve drinks, get to know the crew and call medical when the detective's liver gives out.
Bare minimum requirements: Have Guide to food and drinks open or leave a bunch of booze out for the crew to drink. This is an easy job which is good for newbies; if you are one and someone's giving you flak for not knowing how to make their triple shaken, never stirred piss martini just empty your shotgun in their general direction tell them you're new and to order something else or fuck off.
The Station's watering hole.
The bar is located in different parts of the station on each station and is made in a different size and shape each station. It always contains an open area with a bar facing both the kitchen and bar. It will also always contain a jukebox. (for better or worse)
How do I make a drink?
The very basics of making a drink are:
- Get a glass from the Booze-o-Mat (Glass Fridge)
- Get various units of liquid in accordance with the recipe from the Soda and Booze dispenser (Booze only contains alcohol, while soda contains all non-alcoholic drink liquids)
- Serve to the customer
Get a tip(That'll never happen.)
"Holy fuck, I'm going to go American Psycho if I have to hear that song again!"
The jukebox is a blessing and a curse, community members can suggest songs to be added to the jukebox on the discord (for better or worse). You have a few ways to deal with it.
- Hitting "Stop" on the jukebox will skip the current song, this can be spammed to fix the jukebox whenever the clown makes it play the forbidden song 48 times.
Alternatively you can put the clown out an airlock. - Under the OOC tab you can click "Stop sounds" to skip the current song for you, without ending it for everyone else.
- Under Preferences you can select "Hear/Silence Instruments" to mute the jukebox until you turn it back on again.
Your shotgun and you.
In your locker in the bar backroom you get a double barrel shotgun loaded with beanbag rounds, these will cause minor brute damage and major stamina damage. You should however use it as little as possible as it is a prime target for greytiders to steal or mindless sec officers to arrest you for. Often the threat of the shotgun or a warning shot is all you require to stop chaos in the bar. You can always call security when they aren't fucking the prisoners.
Liver failure
With enough alcohol someone's liver can be damaged enough to cause toxin damage, so keep an eye out and call medical if anyone suddenly passes out complaining of a pain in their abdomen. Or don't; I'm not a cop.